Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I don’t cotton to rapists

What was the worst spanking you ever got? Why did you get it, and how was it given to you?

I have a reading level above third grade

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

Has anyone tried bestiality and been caught?

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

Why do men like to suck another man’s dick?

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

Women like what they hear while men like what they see, it that true?

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

Why am I so unproductive when it's a holiday the next day?

I can count

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

How are max different from medical and minimum security prisons?

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”

I actually pay taxes

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Can you recommend a simple song with an awesome solo? What makes the solo stand out?

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

How do the police verify the authenticity of an online profile? What methods do they use to determine if a profile is real or fake?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

I see through liars

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

What is the reason behind some people referring to themselves as "nice guys" instead of simply being nice?

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

I have complete contempt for fakery

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

What I have noticed is nearly every girl I try to connect with whom reject me are in their early 20s why is that the case?

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

🌿🌻Why are Meghan and Harry not treated like royalty in the United States anymore?

I can read

I understand how hurricane paths work

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Why do women change that much more with age?

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

What's your favourite porn video to jerk off to?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I know who the president of Turkey really is

I don’t buy bullshit

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I have complete contempt for traitorism

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

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